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    Puerto Rico
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    The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!
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    Goe'dar | Aevelm | Covael | Augustus

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  1. I hope no one steals your shit in puerto rico and coronavirus doesnt infiltrate u bby

    1. S P R O C K

      S P R O C K

      im 1000 feet tall and unstoppable, the coronavirus cannot touch me

    2. Sorum


      can i infiltrate u like corona but instead of the lungs, your nono-spot?

    3. S P R O C K

      S P R O C K

      love u s hope ur doing well

  2. Scottie. I’m here to confess my love for you.


    I’m sorry that you had to find out this way, some days after your death in what was the most bizarre case of a duck drowning a human being. I say the most bizarre case because, as we all know, you’re danish. Danes have, on average, enough upper body strength to wrestle three ducks into submission, but I know not why or how, this duck managed to not only gain the upper hand but also utterly annihilate you.


    The question that burns at the forefront of all of our minds is why, Scottie? Why did you allow this duck to defeat you? Was there anything we could’ve done to stop it? A pit forms at the very bottom of my stomach, a coagulate of despair and regret; misgivings and false hopes... It is a black tar which, with every passing moment, climbs ever closer to my broken, yearning heart until it has fully enveloped it. I wish, Scottie, that I understood. I wish that I had said all of this before, so that you could read this and see that I cared.


    That I wanted you to defeat that duck.


    That I loved you.


    But now you’re gone, and I’m cursed to live on in a world of ‘what ifs’ and ‘I should’ve’, a world without you. A world that churns on, not knowing what it’s missing. I’ll miss you Scottie... And I’ll never love anyone quite as much as I loved you.


    if it’s any consolation, I’ve killed the duck that murdered you. It’s hung up on my mantle, alongside the picture of our spring break 2014, you know the one of course! Where the sun is shining off of your sweat-laden muscles, making them glisten in just the right way? It was a nice one. Anyway, I’ll leave you alone.


    With love, Sprockamite

    1. Blurgi


      I have several questions but I think it is best to leave them unanswered.


      This is however quite hilarious.

  3. S P R O C K


    Operations will begin anew... The post has been updated with brand new explanations for new ranks, new art assets and a little more! Enjoy!
  4. Sprockamite, I wish to admit everything, ever since that fateful christmas morning...I could never forget your words to me. "Sindoh, never forget, women and relationships may be temporary, but you know what is eternal? The new mobile game taking the world by storm! Raid Shadow Legends is one of the most ambitious RPG projects of 2019 has just been released and will change everything. Just look at the level of detail of these characters! If you use the code 'Embrysian' you can start with 50,000 silver and join the Special Launch Tournament, and you better hurry because it's getting big fast! You can play for totally free with the link below on your smartphone." And those are words I live by.


    I love you, Sprockamite. Please come back to us.


  5. Sorum, I want to come clean about my feelings. I love you. I'm not joking, I really love you. I think about you every day. It's fucking painful, Sorum. I'm constantly wracked by guilt that I did not protect you. I cannot believe you died in a freak RC helicopter accident that also wiped ten percent of your bloodline. I wish I had done more, Sorum. I wish I was a better man. I wish I could hold you in my arms, today... But alas. We are the solemn souls that survive, we unlucky few, to deal with the guilt and sorrow of living on without the person that you love.


    Rest in peace, Sorum. I love you.

    1. Nomit


      This opened some old wounds. Let's all take a breather and be sure to practice safe RC helicopter practices as well as follow all of the RC helicopter (and drone for that matter) safety instructions as per OSHA regulation. The rules are there for a reason, folks!

    2. Be Rad

      Be Rad

      Very hard read. Miss you everyday Sorun, every time I hear the whirring sounds of an RC helicopter outside my window I get a cold sweat. My entire existence feels like it's being ripped out of this world and the only thing I can think about is Sorun. Sorun and all of his wonderful half elves.... Their witty quips and desirable bodies! Please be safe during these trying times, everyone, and never pick up the controller without thinking first.



    3. Sorum


      I saw a dog today, 5/7/2020

  6. S P R O C K


    jesus scottie why you gotta bool on nomit like that please my man calm down
  7. S P R O C K


    Has anyone seen sorun I miss her
  8. S P R O C K


    Howie's carefully curated memes are a necessary part of life. Update: Changing the guild post today, to update a few things and clarify others.
  9. For those who can take the Horn of the Nightmare Lord, are we allowed to take an item in addition to that one, or?