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  1. Vykax

    Business Directory

    Azeroth Business Directory This directory is to serve as a logical means to list player owned businesses, their locations, and their teleports to help players network and find a suitable character to fulfill their needs. If you have anything you'd like to be added to the directory please add a reply listing the company NAME, the ZONE it is located in, what SERVICE it provides, the TELEPORT for it, and what CHARACTER owns it. If you wish to provide LINKS in your response please do and it can be added to the NAME of the company to route people to a more detailed description of your business like a gossip post. Note: If you do not have an interior and would like to post your business anyway it can be done so with (Traveling) listed as the teleport, please do list what zone you would like it filed under however. Find by Location: Kalimdor Eastern Kingdoms Northrend
  2. Last night, Goblin Trade Mogul, Slizz Greasetrap was riding alone along the road West of Goldshire and was attacked by two men armed with firearms, local guards say. Reports state that two good simaritans came to the aid of the Mogul, resulting in a brief and blood firefight, wounding the assailants and one of the vigilantes, a worgen female whose identity is being withheld for her safety. Reports say that the two assailants fled the scene and have yet not been apprehended or identified. The worgen woman is last reported in critical but stable condition, in no small part due to emergency aid rendered by Greasetrap in the way of makeshift packing the wound with napkins. Shortly thereafter Greasetrap, escorted by his other rescuer made their way to a guard who was able to rush to the worgen’s aid and ensure her recovery.
  3. Did I really post it in Lobby? Jesus Fucking Christ...
  4. Vykax


    So Sprock thinks he can save Paragon...?
  5. If you can describe the encounter, reward, and endgame in one sentence, you're good. "I'm hunting a bear for fur because I'm cold." Go "I'm hunting murlocs for sport because of revenge." Go "I'm hunting dragons for scales for armor. And it's space armor that reflects spells back. And it has a radio to call a giant robot." No Go
  6. More sparkles you say? Too easy.
  7. I'm stealing this idea when I launch Cloaca WoW
  8. Vykax

    IRL Pic Thread

    you try fully extending your shoulders and taking a selfie in a god damn turret god damn, that's a sentence I never thought I'd say
  9. Look at this subforum. It's a mess. It's downright disgusting. How is anyone to find important information here in a sea of childish memes and "hilarious" jokes. It needs to fucking stop. Right. Now. There's a time and a place for jokes. I'm a fan of Big Bang Theory so you know I'm no stranger to intelligent humor, but the "antics" that go on around here are for the most part don't contribute anything of any value to the server. A miss paragon competition? That's both lame and derogatory. Ban women? I'm sure that was meant as a "harmless" joke, but it's objectifying and demeaning, pretending it's harmless is telling women to sit down and shut up while the men talk. Toxic masculinity at it's finest people /golfclap. And where is the administration? Probably off in a corner somewhere joking about the pay gap. This place needs reform or I for one will stop playing and I know more than a couple people that are coming with me. So. Change. Your. Act. Off-topic. Jews.
  10. Vykax

    Clean up off-topic

    there's some lookers, but they're guaranteed to be married
  11. Vykax

    Clean up off-topic

    and girls in general. "army hot" is not hot
  12. Vykax

    IRL Pic Thread

    The sweat box is real.
  13. Vykax

    Clean up off-topic

    If you do the raids [Conclave of Bad Lore 'dorei] and [Journey Through Snake's Sweltering Anus] you're only like ten meme points from [Free the Blacklist] you can make that up with a couple rare pepes and a Chad.
  14. get this seriousness out of my shit post.
  15. Vykax

    Clean up off-topic

    [Vykax is Back!] is an achievement unlocked only after there is at least thirty people online for no less than 5 hours sustained. I hear it can be made easier after completing the [Free the Blacklist] challenge. I did it once and it really helped me in the macro.
  16. Vykax

    Clean up off-topic

    Yes. Yes it is. Going on leave in a couple days actually. Unkown-Shores is boring. I come here to fuck with my old buddies because yall have thick skin. I could call you a semi-retarded fag lord and you'd smile. Please Salmon, fix my home, bring back Paragon.
  17. need to implement double-progression hours to increase activity during slow times. Did I just kill two gnolls or was that four? Did I just slay a dragon or a double dragon? Did I just talk to the King of Stormwind or the Emperor of Mankind?
  18. this is the off-topic I know and love. I feel myself loosing braincells
  19. Maybe if you're some EU person. But for us here in 'murica, the night is still young.